You bitches don’t know me And of me you speak highly All nice things of some other Doe You want to know But I’m not that thing You saw on your screens All those years ago No, I’m a different ho. I’ll tell you a lil something about these mystery gang cases 99 percent of them ended With rich men’s asses in my face You’d think these kinds of gents Would be adverse to being half bent On the table, in the lawn In the kitchen, past dawn But on and on it went Behind the scenes I meant And so I’ll take you on a ride This time you’ll be on my side Let’s get into the mystery van and get into some freaky shit Imma tell you about the time I almost got caught up in some kooky flit So it’s me and all my goulfriends In the mystery van Gettin tan Tryna find the means to the estate Of this here sexy man 6’ 1” and bout 250 And he’s looking really knifty And I think he got a swifty Of my Coco Chanel 50 What? Oh no, no sir I am only 23 Now, what you say you want with me? What? Oh no, no sir I am not that kind of girl But I have been around the world Searching different kinds of treasures Under certain kinds of measures Could you say that you have ever Met a clever regular degular? No. No no, no sir With the kind of queen You’re seein’ Gotta show me some more green So it’s me and all my niggas In the mystery van Gettin’ high Tryna find the reason For big daddy’s claim of treason While I’m wondering if he’s decent It developed kind of recent My curiosity Getting the best of me I said, Hey, hey there, hey sir I have a little theory Can you bring your fatty near me Oh, okay, okay It’s been a little while Since you had your ass beguiled I can take it kind of slowly After that then you will blow me And before I even knew His head began to spew With blood and flesh And fresh intestines All on the velvet floors So I headed for the doors And then I see in a little frame from 1910 Big daddy and the past inhabitants Eating in some grand hall And I recall it is the hall that I stand in And this mister hasn’t aged for almost 7 decades So I find it really spooky that I thought I might want booty From a cutie who would do me who was really 102, see I went back to my crew with the money we’re due And before you even knew I flit, I flan, I flew Spoken, free: And that was the case of the Zombie Bachelor. He still had a fat ass though. At least.

Silly ass ho, silly ass bitch Stupid ass ho, stupid ass bitch Crazy ass ho, crazy ass bitch Basic ass ho, basic ass bitch Ya uncle’s a bitch Ya brother’s a bitch Ya daddy’s a bitch Ya granddad’s a bitch You is a bitch You like to snitch I been hearing from round the way That you got something to say About a bad bitch like may I remember when you’d used say put that pussy right in my face Got you spinnin a-round my place Now you being for beggin for another taste Crying on the floor, what a waste. Silly ass bitch, didn’t yo mammy teach you better? While I’m in my purple sweater Pussy poppin ever wetter Why you hatin on my swagger Your toupee is looking badder And yo face is looking battered Do you even really matter? Do you even really matter? Remember that case with that suitcase? You give me directions to the base But then I fell down a trap door You said gotta go find that whore Like you didn’t know my name no more Like you didn’t want me like before We started solving these mysteries Bringin on this misery And I’m asking pretty please Will you still be daddy? Ya uncle’s a bitch Ya brother’s a bitch Ya daddy’s a bitch Ya granddad’s a bitch You is a bitch You like to snitch I been hearing from round the way That you got something to say Bout a bad bitch like may I remember when you’d say put that pussy right in my face Got you spinnin round my place Now you being for beggin for another taste Crying on the floor, what a waste. Silly ass bitch, didn’t yo mammy teach you better? While I’m in my purple sweater Pussy poppin ever wetter Why you hatin on my swagger Your toupee is looking badder And yo face is looking battered Do you even really matter? Do you even really matter? Remember the time you thought there was shagging Going on between me and Shaggy? But then I had to think about the time I even put it out of my mind Watching you and Velma grind To a nice 3 / 4 time The haunted record player still wines In this castle you said was mine But then I found out that was a crime You was sacrificing me for a dime You left me on that rug cryin Your handkerchief couldn’t help dry em That’s why Ya uncle’s a bitch Ya brother’s a bitch Ya daddy’s a bitch Ya granddad’s a bitch You is a bitch You like to snitch I been hearing from round the way That you got something to say Bout a bad bitch like may I remember when you’d say put that pussy right in my face Got you spinnin round my place Now you being for beggin for another taste Crying on the floor, what a waste. Silly ass bitch, didn’t yo mammy teach you better? While I’m in my purple sweater Pussy poppin ever wetter Why you hatin on my swagger Your toupee is looking badder And yo face is looking battered Do you even really matter? And your balls are really hairy And you got no derriere You get off to watching Carrie And it’s all just kind of scary This is now my final query And you got no derriere (dramatically sung): And you got no derriere